Why the hell should you care? Because, dear reader, this has a truly WTF damsel.
Amidst a firefight Dagg grabs a female droid and they forcible take her on-board the ship. Asides from chomping on cigars it turns out Dagg is quite a programmer too. He tape gags the nearly anatomically correct bot and begins
Check it out. The Zip file has WMV, Quictime, and MP4 formats so any of you knuckleheads should be able to play it.